New Words for Snow

Snain
not sleet, precisely, but simultaneous snow and rain

Chofle

snain after it has collected four inches deep upon the ground (up to four inches, it is known as chofe)

Clasmerak
ice pellets the precise size and shape of kosher salt

Fluzzard

snain or clasmerak that starts falling in earnest each time you leave your house

Scrujge

the solid sheet of ice-that-was-snow that now covers your lawn/driveway/front walk

Scoil

solid lumps of ice that was snow yesterday when you shoveled it onto the lawn and which you now use to climb your lawn, which has turned into scrujge overnight

Snoce

individual chunks of scoil that have frozen onto pavement that break your toe when you kick them

Chundl

the sheets of frozen clasmerak that fly off trucks on the Tappan Zee

Schit